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Dope Tits

 $12.95

$12.95

 "DOPE TITS is the work of a puerile, perverted, dangerous and insidious man.  Skahill uses his God-given way with words and Machiavellian charms to get you laughing at how "flocking funny" he is while he sodomizes your hometown American values with sexy blow-up dolls of your friends.  Sure, I laughed.  A lot.  Pretty much the entire time.  But I also cried, because I knew everyone is just going to be staring at Bix's DOPE TITS and no one is going to look into his eyes and see what I see...the calculating stare of a literary villain about to take over the world with his Double D Demon." 

Laura Lee Bahr, author of LONG -FORM RELIGIOUS PORN & HAUNT.

 

Minivan Poems

 $11.95

$11.95

"MINIVAN POEMS rides the line between the Tao and something a nasty pre-teen wrote on the bathroom stall. Most of all, though, through its only real character - the Minivan - it commits to finding profundity in the most mundane... And never stops being beautiful - most of the time, despite itself."

Nick Demske, author of NICK DEMSKE.

 "Deceptively simple and strangely spiritual, Justin Grimbol's MINIVAN POEMS is brimming with the kind of heartfelt charm you look for in poetry but almost never find. This thing is loaded with a ton of heart and soul, and a decent helping of butt."

Justin A. Mank, author of SIGMOID COLON & THE HAMMERHEAD SHARK.

 

Tenderbear Goes Apeshit

 $9.95

$9.95

In a world gone mad, one man must defeat a sadistic, murderous toilet paper spokesanimal and a murderous, sadistic garden gnome to save the woman he loves from.....BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.....If you aren't going to buy this book from the title alone there's nothing I can do for you.

Bix Skahill, author of BABES IN GANGLAND, DOPE TITS & TENDERBEAR GOES APESHIT.

 

Deadly Lazer Explodathon

 $9.95

$9.95

"Vince Kramer's fiction is a cross between Neil Hamburger and a GWAR concert in book form."

Carlton Mellick III, author of CUDDLY HOLOCAUST and PIZZA FEET.